The librarian and the chicken

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Wednesday, 07-Oct-2009 22:55:52

A chicken walked into a library and approached the desk where the librarian sat.
Chicken: Baak.
Librarian: You want a book?
Chicken: Baak.
So the librarian gave the chicken a novel and the bird left the library. A short time later, however, the chicken returned.
Chicken: Baak baak.
Librarian: You want two books?
Chicken: Baak baak.
The librarian gave the chicken two novels. Soon, however, the bird returned yet again.
Chicken: Baak baak, baaaak.
Librarian: You want three books, two short and one long?
CHicken: Baak baak, baaaak.
The librarian gave the chicken three books, By this time, however, she'd become fascinated with the situation and so she discretely followed as the chicken made its way down the road. Finally they came to a creek. The chicken clucked once and a frog emerged from the water. The chicken placed the three books it had brought on the ground next to the frog.
Frog: Read it...Read it...Read it.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 07-Oct-2009 23:03:13

Cute. I'll pass this along to a couple librarians I know.

Post 3 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Thursday, 08-Oct-2009 12:08:23

I heard it on a CD of commedy by Garrison Keiller.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 08-Oct-2009 21:10:16

cute; thanks for sharing.

Post 5 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Thursday, 08-Oct-2009 21:32:54

You're very welcome. The first time I heard it it actually went right over my head.

Post 6 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 12-Oct-2009 21:44:21

nice.